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Leader Demotivational Poster


IS THIS THE RIGHT PLACE - For the Packers cheerleader tryouts?




Lord Douche Bag -


TAGS: cheerleader
Rating: 3.29/5

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ROFL - January 18, 2009, 4:30 am
Lord Douchebag. That's funny.


LEADERSHIP 101 - No one is filing a report with HR when you choke out coworkers in public for annoying you.




CHEERLEADERS - Guess who does't get to be at the top of the human pyramid.




REMEMBER THE TITANS -


TAGS: leadership blame success
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 17, 2012, 10:21 pm
Thank You. I wish our USA politicians would follow that advice. So sick of them and this election stuff...
Sho - October 17, 2012, 12:00 pm
5&fav'd


TRUE KIM JONG-IL - True face of their beloved leader




Wolf In Sheeps Clothing -


TAGS: backstab wolf sheep leader friendship
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 1:39 am
Thanks you. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:11 am
Whoa! That is impressive! I've got to check out your other work now. 5L for the poster and 5L for the awesome artwork!
Greybeard - March 27, 2014, 1:51 am
Thank you. Inspired by others on this site to include yourself. :)
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:38 pm
your artistic talents are very impressive. amazing


VALUE -


TAGS: hannibal leadership
Rating: 4.91/5

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boxy - February 8, 2011, 5:54 am
The coordinator was taking the piss, and is writing up her own demotivator right now :D
GySgt1811 - February 7, 2011, 1:28 pm
I know too many people like that... 5 clues.
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:00 pm
I know a few people like that seminar coordinator
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 12:39 pm
They just don't understand, do they? 5 l's for you Airman and since i'm in this poster... I'm adding it to my favourites...


OHIO STATE CHEERLEADER - Ain't she purdy? GO BUCKS!




TEAMWORK - If you're not the leader The view never changes




MIDDLE MANAGEMENT -




EVER WONDER -


TAGS: male cheerleader motivation humor
Rating: 4.85/5

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lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:48 pm

He looks slightly cross-eyed to me, but perhaps it's just the angle...
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:48 pm

Wanna arm wrestle?
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:47 pm

Thanks, Ugh~~It's so good to 'see' you!~
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:11 am

The look on his face "d***, hers is bigger than mine"
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 9:48 am
Superb, LG.
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:28 am
Dang, you ladies are outmanning the men today.


PECKING ORDER -




VISION -


TAGS: leader management office
Rating: 4.9/5

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spacedog - March 21, 2011, 6:05 pm
Stellar.
Sho - March 21, 2011, 2:34 pm
I like these a lot.


AIRMAN -


TAGS: leader excellence tribute
Rating: 4.74/5

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Sean - October 8, 2011, 11:55 am
I'm something I'm not. And no matter how I try ... I'll never be able to ... GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN. NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU. NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY. NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE. NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU.
Sean - October 8, 2011, 11:51 am
I would not do that. Now if I may continue ... You'll never find your fame in the wilderness. And you'll never hear your name from out of the abyss. And there ain't no cure from what I caught from your kiss. But I can't lie. I can't tell you that ...
Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 7:37 am
For a second therre I thought Sean was about to Rick Roll us all!
Sean - September 9, 2011, 12:16 pm
there ain't no way Im' ever gonna love you (7). You're kinda needy (8) and your rack is disappointing too. But don't be sad, cuz 6 outta 9 ain't bad."
Sean - September 9, 2011, 12:14 pm
And how would that go I wonder: "I want you (1). I need you (2). You're pretty (3). Your hair smells nice (4). You're a good listener (5). We like the same p*** (6). BUT ...
Airman - September 8, 2011, 7:06 pm
Bastard
Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:00 pm
only going to be returned to you by the authorities after your mother has exhausted all her appeal options. So unless Meatloaf comes out with a smash hit: 6 Outta 9 Ain't Bad ... what's one more errant GD pick, for crying out loud?!?
Sean - September 8, 2011, 6:58 pm
Again with the d***ed ice pick. Yes I know it was part of a set of "decorative" ice picks, and the set was one of the last things your mother gave you, before she landed on death row. But we both know that three other members of that set are ...
Sean - September 8, 2011, 6:52 pm
As if ... whatta you, the Queen Mother? Was it "sanatized" he asks ....
rerun - September 7, 2011, 8:38 pm

I have the ice pick, somebody left it in my back....was that thing sanatized 1st?
Airman - September 7, 2011, 7:04 pm
at least you got it back, unlike the Ice Pick I lent you on New Years Eve
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:26 pm
guys, you are so selfish and envious!!!... I can't recognize you...lol
Sean - September 7, 2011, 4:56 pm
I'm pretty sure Airman is neither of those things ... but come to think of it, when he returned my chainsaw it was spotless but vaguely smelling of bleach. And then there's his van with "free candy" written on the side in duct ***e.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2011, 1:56 pm
What if you're a p******** or an axe murderer?.......5L
Airman - September 7, 2011, 1:07 pm
very nice! and a worthy goal as well


SPUNK - Well whaddaya know...there IS an "I" in "PARAPLEGIC"!


TAGS: cheerleader spunk paraplegic
Rating: 3.89/5

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Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 7:44 pm
I can't help byt think of Mary Katherine Gallagher when I see this. "Super Star!"


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl ***y fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
WOW WHAT A TOUGH CHOICE BOTH ARE WORTH 5 TRIES
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


CUBBY -


TAGS: leader of the pack
Rating: 4.88/5

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5150monkeylove - September 20, 2010, 11:01 pm
Just so long as we never hear, "ahhm tihred nhow."
Cubbybear - September 20, 2010, 9:52 pm
Thanks Buddy...great Tribute
crankyhead - September 20, 2010, 8:59 pm
LOL You win a weekend at your house!
rerun - September 20, 2010, 8:58 pm

we sent him to Hawaii, for some odd reason he wasn't all that impressed with the destination we chose.
crankyhead - September 20, 2010, 8:53 pm
Nice one RR, I hope you management types at least sent Cubby a watch or a pin or something =)


Corporate Vision -


TAGS: leadership management policy managers sup***isors
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 25, 2013, 2:12 am
Thank you... :)
chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:42 pm
Love this one Greybeard! 5L :)


COPYING BEETHOVEN -




LEADERS -


TAGS: leadership office work management success
Rating: 4.95/5

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crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
perfectly captioned.


A LEGEND WALKS AMONG US -




DOUCHEANS UNITE - Your leader has appeared... Pop your collar, spray on some tan, and meet in the food court. (oh, and he's a ginger too!)




SERIOUS - WHY SO? -




DEDICATION -




KIM JONG IL - He's got nuclear on the brain !!


TAGS: kim jong il nuclear brain north korea leader
Rating: 2.54/5

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wtf? - June 14, 2009, 2:16 am
im not sure if this is ph**oshoped or not cause that dude is weird enough to do that


THE LAKER GIRLS - I went to watch the cheerleaders and a basketball game broke out




FULFILLMENT -


TAGS: diary of a passive aggressive internet cheerleader
Rating: 3.75/5

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Sean - November 4, 2009, 5:21 pm
Thanks Bone.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:13 pm
Still love it!
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:57 pm
Heh heh. I like it for all the righ... and a few wrong reasons.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 9:47 pm
Oh, and don't forget the beer...latsa beer! After all, how in the hell does it seem so funny before we post'm, eH?
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
This poster is the Reader's Digest condensed version of my summer.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 9:20 pm
Awww - can we dig her up then? She might still be warm enough...
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:16 pm
Buried beneath the tree?
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 9:14 pm
I gave you a 5 Sean - but where the f*** is the cheerleader???


February Leaderboard prize motifake won't tell us about. -




Smells Like Teen Spirit -




Leadership -




VISION - The resolve to do what needs done to keep the Timmy's from running the Kingdom.




INADEQUACY - After looking around the Motifake site, for maybe 5 seconds, I realized: "I have no chance". Oh well, I guess I'll just have to continue reading from an actual book and without having to recharge every 8 hours...


TAGS: inadequacy prize leaderboard unattainable kindle
Rating: 4.54/5

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motinet - April 9, 2012, 5:12 pm

Yup, easy point pickings at other motinet sites. Also, if any poster goes viral, you could get thousands of facebook points just like that.
ughomer - April 9, 2012, 10:16 am
GOOD ADVICE
rerun - April 7, 2012, 2:53 pm

Actually, if you submit & participate at other moti sites you may have a sh** at this. Click the Icon there & it will tell you the stats and how to play.


Persistance -




U.S. General in WW2 -


TAGS: military war leadership
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 4:07 pm
Ah, thanks for trying. Somehow, it seems fitting that it's being attributed to Monty. I hope it was a tongue in cheek attempt at humor.
Airman - August 8, 2014, 7:20 pm
is there going to be a pop quiz next week?
rick17126 - August 7, 2014, 5:35 pm
From the original source. "A British Army officer aboard the Empire Broadsword told Royal Naval Commandos: “Do not worry if you do not survive the a**ault, as we have plenty of backup troops who will just go in over you.”"
rick17126 - August 7, 2014, 5:29 pm
“Do not worry if you do not survive the a**ault, as we have plenty of backup troops who will just go in over you,” Royal Navy commandos were told, as if, having failed to survive the a**ault, they might be worrying about anything at all."
rick17126 - August 7, 2014, 5:29 pm
"The overheated prose contrasts with the deliberate understatement of the men fighting and dying. “We shall have to send the soldiers in to this party seeing red,” Monty says on the eve of D-Day, employing a British euphemism for killing frenzy."
rick17126 - August 7, 2014, 5:26 pm
Thank you for your defense of your quote but you're incorrect and provide an excellent demonstration of how the internet fosters ignorance and creates misinformation. Original quotes from the NY Times review of "The Guns at Last Light" by Rick Atkinson.
steelwheels - August 6, 2014, 10:39 pm
Monty says on the eve of D-Day, employing a British euphemism for killing frenzy. “Do not worry if you do not survive the a**ault, as we have plenty of backup troops who will just go in over you,” THE GUNS AT LAST LIGHT By Rick Atkinson
EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2014, 6:28 pm
A doubtful quote. Unattributed and I can't find any part of it anywhere.


Money Raisers -




THE CHEERLEADERS - He's just seen them.


TAGS: cheerleaders are h**
Rating: 3.56/5

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Produceman117 - March 27, 2010, 1:57 am
I like this. I don't care.


ENGAGEMENT DIRECTIVE -


TAGS: leader
Rating: 3.33/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 22, 2010, 2:43 pm
Which-eva soldier isn't guilty of taking a ph**o like this, file the first E.O.C. compliant. Unlike me, this trooper had the common sense to cover his face.


JUSTICE -




OBAMA - We need a leader and THIS is the best you could do?


TAGS: obama leader
Rating: 2.26/5

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Torkil The Destroyer - May 8, 2009, 11:10 am
How can he top GWB in f***ing up a nation? Besides USA will never change whomever they elect, just accept that it's downhill from here no matter who gets to steer the falling wreck.
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 7:31 am
He stole the car and is going to ra** that girl. Poor America. Ciao anche a te :)
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 1:15 am
Ciao.
Mark - April 15, 2009, 1:12 am
Either one can cut you down to size. I've got an early tee time in the morning. It's been fun and I'll talk to you later. Sleep tight!
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 1:11 am
She told me the best puerto rican bashing jokes I ever heard. Well, they could've been directed at any race, but they were gold.
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 1:10 am
Sharp wit, sharp knives, my girl always said.
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 1:10 am
Good point, Mark.
Mark - April 15, 2009, 1:08 am
Puerto Ricans usually have a great sense of humor...and then they cut you.
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 1:07 am
I always feel safe throwing the ricans under the bus... my recent ex-girlfriend was puerto rican... they're great. Just reactionary humor.
Mark - April 15, 2009, 1:03 am
I think you might be on to something there. We need someone to hate. That's when Americans are the happiest. We were all banded together for a few days as we "hated" the pirates. Now that they're taken care of, we need someone new. But Puerto Ricans???
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 12:57 am
I think it's time that blacks, whites, republicans, democrats, liberals, conservatives, religious and agnostic christians and muslims all find a middle ground and come together to address the real problem.... puerto ricans.
Mark - April 15, 2009, 12:52 am
I think that a lot of the political posters here tend to spur political debate and information sharing. Once in a while I read an opposing view that really is thought provoking. I frequently read references that make me look things up. I enjoy that.
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 12:51 am
No worries, Mark... I can take whatever you can dish out... it's all in fun. Like I said, nothing personal meant, none taken.
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 12:50 am
I'll admit that some make me laugh... because I'm not heart-and-soul into any candidate. I support intent, policy and results. Time makes or breaks those.
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 12:47 am
Funny is funny... thought provoking is thought provoking, clever is clever. Most of these are none of the above. Activists should be active... not just post a motifake or pour some arizona iced tea off of a dock.
Mark - April 15, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that. I'm just messing with you. You are doing the right thing. If you don't like a poster, give it a one. I vote one for tunnels, anonymous posters, and Bush Bashing posters. Just call 'em like you see 'em. That's all any one can expect.
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 12:44 am
I enjoy trading views via comments, and learning from others... and you present yours very well. However, regardless of the picture, myth, fact or political figure being bashed in a motifake, it's just bashing... nothing more.
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 12:41 am
Nothing personal, Mark... just tired of it. I like and back certain aspects and policies of both parties, but I don't dislike either.
Mark - April 15, 2009, 12:33 am
Yeah, I read a lot of the Forum comments, and the truth is that this one isn't even mine. It belongs to the "other Mark." I just felt the need to defend it.
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 12:31 am
To qoute a singer... There is no monopoly in common sense - on either side of the political fence. No club, I am just tired of these.
Mark - April 15, 2009, 12:15 am
agdaniele - Are you starting a new club?
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 12:03 am
Political attack poster = 1
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:51 pm
I don't feel like I'm part of the Obama family. I feel his economic policies are screwing us.
Mark - April 14, 2009, 8:54 pm
well... - Are you saying that BHO is treating me like his family? Or is treating his family like he's treating me? When do I get my Portuguese Water Dog?
Mark - April 14, 2009, 8:51 pm
But why bother talking about GWB being a good father? Who cares? Maybe you'd like to talk about Harry Truman's parental prowess? I don't think I ever saw a picture of Margaret smiling with daddy.
Mark - April 14, 2009, 8:48 pm
Canuck - OK...BHO's a good father...I'll give you that. BHO's a good speaker (reader) I'll give you that. Now what other qualifications does he have to be president. As for GWB, the pictures I've seen of his daughters with him have all been happy ones.
well... - April 14, 2009, 6:01 pm
i know fatherhood and this is it, i do not agree completely with his tactics but i know America needs a president who treats the people like his family, with love and kindness, i mean look at her, she looks so happy
well... - April 14, 2009, 6:01 pm
i know fatherhood and this is it, i do not agree completely with his tactics but i know America needs a president who treats the people like his family, with love and kindness, i mean look at her, she looks so happy
Canuck - April 9, 2009, 12:12 am
I have never seen a pic of GWB looking remotely human. Also your comments were based on that pic in particular. They look genuinely happy to me.
Toussaint - April 6, 2009, 5:44 pm
Besides, a ph**o-opt chance with his kids with a phalanx of ph**ographers snapping posed sh**s to sell to women's magazines, doesn't equate with good fatherly skills.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:17 pm
Canuck - You seem to be trolling my posters and that's fine but instead of just doing drive by comments, why not state your case? What do you know about BHO being a good father? I think a better camera would've picked up the white powder around his nose.
canuck - April 6, 2009, 3:47 pm
A devoted father who knows how to have fun with his kids? Seems better than a war-mongering, drunk driving puppet


RETARDS - There's always one


TAGS: retard cheerleader
Rating: 2.25/5

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DarthBubba - May 16, 2009, 8:08 am
where? the one that posted this pic?
DreMagnum - February 19, 2009, 11:29 pm
Not going to lie, that is one RILF.


NINJA CHEERLEADERS - Your Death Will Be Quick And Sexy.


TAGS: ninja cheerleaders
Rating: 2.08/5

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CANADA - October 16, 2009, 1:09 pm
DUH! my bad. thats why you're so dam good at it!
Narutarded - October 16, 2009, 1:07 pm
That's why I'm known as "Sarcasma, She-Devil of the Motifake Tease Squad".
CANADA - October 16, 2009, 1:06 pm
you love to tease dont you?
Narutarded - October 16, 2009, 1:04 pm
Behold! The newest members of the M.A.L.T.!!! No man is a match for them, which is why they prefer the company of other women! (And I personally trained each hand-picked member to resist all forms of torture, including severe tongue-lashings.)


CHEERLEADERS - They like it rough


TAGS: cheerleaders like it rough
Rating: 1.92/5

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Derek - December 15, 2009, 2:57 pm
She doesn't seem to be smiling


Leaders -


TAGS: trump democrat republican bosses leaders
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 19, 2015, 4:11 am
Beyond clever whatever that would be. a 5er
GaryO - August 18, 2015, 10:18 pm
This....is a composition.
mizzdizz - August 18, 2015, 8:44 pm
LOL! That joke was b-a-a-a-a-d!!!!(said in excellent sheep impression) 5 ROTFL lions!
spacedog - August 18, 2015, 8:31 pm
Nice one.
JesusWept - August 18, 2015, 7:43 pm
HAHA! Very clever. L L L L L


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